=my colours taste like music=

sweet.savoury.yummy

2007-02-05T00:36:00.000+08:00

one word- SWEET.

u noe woe u r. many thanks.

it is u guys who share my ups and downs, listening to our whinings and versa, crap till dawn,get wasted together.

XOXOXO
luv ya.

2006-12-14T22:50:00.000+08:00

wahahha

i m back!

back from the muthafuggin torment of projects and no-life LIFE.

see the M1 ad? one live. live it

i haf no life my dear.

oh i jus got my life back ytd wif sista...shes a horrid gd drinker....damn blady farnie, cos my sandals had PROBLEMS.again. da other tym was somerset, now smu. hw lucky can i get.and its alwaes meeting sista.

dit i mentioned? we pee-ed at da carpark...shhhhhh....oh yeah jus kiddin....and she bunked over at my hse, accompanied me for btbm this morning, and off to work! i cudnt haf imagined two unhygienic biatches waddling to sku, hair smelling of shit and body smelling of smoke. i got bath k.i GOT.

alryte,back to blady fucking bd!

ah dee mee pok

2006-11-20T23:58:00.000+08:00

happy burfday ah dee!!!

fuck u lah dee!!!

many happy returns and gr8 years ahead....u minah....hope ya can find a matt as ur Mr Right!

hope ya wishes can come true and u can bring me to ARAB STRT one day ,jus one day when ur blady ITP give u leave on sth....and hopefully i can HOP ON to palawan and meet u there for lunch!!!

happy.......burfday.....to YYYYOoooUUUUUU!

2006-11-07T13:37:00.000+08:00

i m way pissed at d.ho

she ought to get alive or sth. diz cb bitch gt da own bd gang dwn for a mock presentatn 2day and I,being da damn tired one cudnt even concentrate on wad she was commenting bout.

i mean sorrie, 'rubbish-ing' bout.

she's a piece of crap, i noe u jus love it when pple fawn on u. welcoming u with 'gd morning d.ho!',cheering on u, wolf whistling..(i noe u r deprived cos ur blady husband dun gif u enuff attention rite?!) tell me its true.

helow?! i noe u lyke da guys from scm and bf but pls dun overlook on our fucking efforts ya.

wad akan datang?!u cheebye muthafugga,u tink its so ez to come up with brand positioning strategies for some blady 2pid equipment supplier dat not I,not even YOU have an exact idea bout.
knew it. you wanna leave a good impression to our long term client rite? den get another blady grp to do tt for ya man.owells, jus form another GUYS ONLY grp and u get kiss their faces all da way to their ass man wit ur peanut-smelling mouth.

yeah, u can jus rubbish ur way thru at our ideas but mind ya, i took a way long time to research on MY part. I knew wad i was gonna present.but too bad, the sight of u makes me so sick nth came outta my mouth dis morning , thus i cudnt even word vomit my way thru to explain da 'leasing' part. We can jus do it simply on da ppt and leave the clients asking ALL DA QUESTIONS cos why, they WILL BE SO puzzled at da brief slides and in turn,who suffers?

WE.

you fucking opera singer.

lemme warn ya, da nxt tym u shud get da whole klaz to be an ALL GUYS AFFAIR, and leave us gurls alone.cos why, we cant FAWN on ya. I am so sorrie but i do not have such inclinations,lest on opera singers. i dun haf da habit of wolf whistling when u r arnd nor agreeing with everything you said biatch.

ur husband cudnt satisfy ya enuff dat u haf to look forward to every mon and thur for da guys to go 'ga-ga' over u ya?!
i bet they mus be puking in their heart,bleeding in their minds.sucha torture.

cheebye man.scolding US over minor details and affecting my mood.helow.we are THERE to receive ur scoldings, if i aint happie i wun be going to see ur blady fucking face and smile at u (sorrie i was cursing u inside) but true to my responsibility and da proj, i haf to suffer the 2 hrs standing behind u while u stare at da blady com.
forgot to mention tt i had a dagger on my hands, each tym u comment on da recommendations,i was leaving HOLES on ur back, u blady worthless shit!

oh gr8, she jus makes me boil.

screw YOU.yeah YOU.

dumbo d.ho

adulthood

2006-11-07T00:21:00.000+08:00

(red blady faces)

teenage no more. young adult no more. its da adult era.

Happy 21st burfday to my dear jie!

gawd.hafiz and hers jus one day after another, small world eh.

oh and she better grow up and stop irritating and nagging at me.

well da partay was gr8 but it ended in sorta disastrous manner.

10 over bottles of wine,dozens of beer...
man,all da sloshed peepz and passed out drunkards,and i had to clear da mess in hougang.

what a night!

btw da pic has my jie and her whole bunch of uni frens attempting to make her pass out, mind u they are perhaps 1/6 of guests there, da house was practically packed.

but i din managed to take da chocolate fountain.sigh.

bundle of joy

2006-11-04T00:01:00.000+08:00

to my dear fren :

happy burfday FIZZY!

may ya stay happy,

all your wishes come true,

many happy returns...

no matter wad, nth will get ya down.NOTHING at all.

do enjoy dis very special day, and hope ya lyke da prez!

frm ur eva farnie fren,

manna

all falls down

2006-10-24T23:20:00.000+08:00

selamat hari raya to all my dear matt and minah fwens!! (they noe hw much i adore em.....cos i'm da other kinda...da cheena minah/ah lian)

to ct dear...fizzy matt....dee dear.....farhan matty...za...khairul (yet another matt)

pls enjoy ur hols and eat more ketupat!!

2006-09-13T12:12:00.000+08:00

i din noe shifting house was sucha hassle.

da misperception was to put every shit into da cardboard box and there ya go,'MOVE HOUSE!', jus lyke wad they portrayon those channel 8 drama serials.....

den again,i'm so shagged,can spent lyke over 8 hrs running arnd s'pore to view this and tt,check this and tt (yea everyone in da family is working so i cant excuse myself,uurrgghh)

my legs are rotting man...

digressing...

mum said godmum wenta enlarge a photo of my godfather, its no good news really cos we humans dun actually make an effort to make a trip dwn to da kodak shop and enlarge a photo, theres too much hassle involved.
and it seriously meant we 've ta prepare for the worst cos he's been struggling with cancer for a couple of years, iszit a blessing for disguise if he were to go jus lidat,or its gonna be painful for everyone arnd him to experience the loss of a loved one,a father and an uncle.
it jus left me thinking...

ailments

2006-08-30T12:41:00.000+08:00

to heroine chang,

GET WELL SOON my dear fren!

pls get well soon, i wanna c da heroine toking crap wit me agn.

i promise no vulgarity

2006-08-24T13:45:00.000+08:00

to HERO CHANG:

you are a true blue HERO.

SO HERO.

VELI HERO.

I TAKE MY HATS OFF YA.

really.

oh great,nw my mind's filled wit filth,thnks to da scene or shud i say 'floor/free show' in da ladies. woah pple these days are so deprived, jus ask da staff (@ mos),they noe best.
n i've gt a video to prove it (pls stay tuned cos imma gonna post some grostesque reflections in da nxt entry)

da nite was gr8,had weiz for companion and we jus blabbered non stop at da counter .met shiliang (lyke sum kinda small world we tot) and realise sgp jus gt SMALLER when peggy and ade came 4ward!da looks on our faces was hilarious....ya noe dat sorta student-by-day-devil-by-nite mentality had jus set in when u c familiar faces in dis sorta plcs.
had a short convo wit shiliang ,and off we went to join huixian,ade,peggy,agnes (we r so fated),jessica and erm 4gt le.
oh my legs are so numbed tt i hatta switch on da aircon to slp (bt it din work cos i gt several missed calls in da morning hw lucky) dat 2pid JJ,i m so gonna thrash him for interupting my beauty slp a*****e.
weiz shall get dwn to her books for her GAY paper on fri (MOB),yeah i totally agree its so gay,its a gay subject darling ya've gotta bear wit it.
and i shall get dwn to slp.
nites all.

explicit

2006-08-01T21:49:00.000+08:00

man, so sorrie guys and lil kiddies who haf read my prev oh-so-long entries of explicit and vulgar-ful language.
btw i meant wad i haf said.haha.i was angry at da teams of fifa WC for their worst play eva (though i haf no right to comment)

ah shuddup bout everything.

alryte I KNOW MY BLOG has gone for some fuggin hiatus or a holiday in china but here am i ,attempting at an entry.wadeva it may seemed,jus tot bloggin was rather useless coz i alwaes haf alot to say ....in my mind.....on my lips....in sku....wadeva fuck....but when it was down to typing all these shit stuff out, i can go 'speechless'. i dunnoe whether to start and how to end.

briefly, wenta macau for a short weekend getaway....
i tell ya,da food was superb!yum....those streetside shops were awesome,simply fantabulous or wadeva...they cooked delicious dumplings and noodle soup,gosh i was rather amazed (i mean not VERY amazed lah,cos hk was jus bside,macau had to be on par mah)
i couldnt imagine hw the food at the actual POSH restaurants tasted lyke,maybe heaven on earth?
other than tt, i had loads to comment on macau,weather was fuckin hot....bad pollution....bad shopping....
da weather was similar to s'pore,but i guess i stood indoors in sgp most of da tym tts y felt it was draining me out dere...
everynite when i returned to da hotel,i use da face towel to wipe over,or shud i say SCRUB maself,those black dirt will be visible....ooh lala!!
their shopping....oh heavens.....imagine shopping at chinatownof s'pore,the small streets and stuff jus covered da whole of macau's shopping arena!yeah,ya got me,hw pathetic it was.....walk walk walk,only to find lil shops selling da drief produce frm macau.it cant be compared to hk,but sad to say we cudnt find da tym to cross over for a short spree (pam was there shit her!).
Nevertheless, dis lil trip recharged me

when it was back to s'pore,tons of projs and presentations jus piled up.i'm not complaining .i repeat i'm not complaining.though at dis point of time when imma updating da feeling has slightly subsided,but da stress and pressure of da crucial 2 weeks jus blew me away,all da rush and hassle.....sleepless nights....anxiety(some 2pid symptons of stress).its all da basic jitters ya get frm projs,frm ma point of view,its not realli stress but rather lack of rest and exhaustion has jus cot over dis poor body of mine,causing me to subconsciously erm feel lethargic?pressured?
owells,woe cares...get OVER IT.

rmb da last proj which left an impression on me was the SSM yoga presentation,it was absolute fun and creativity....chats at esplanade,shopping at jurong,and makan etc.....u wun noe wad sparks may happen when u put 5 creative juices together, a grp of hilarious easy going and fun loving pple.....
dis tym it was the MC proj which made me super duper happi,cos i had fun recording wit CT and her mum for lil snacks,rena for her endless humour,and fiona for her shopping habits!
man i tell ya,we met several tym for short meetings and i was late for most,i mean ALL of em!wahaha,fortunate enuff they shopped at MAC ck tang wisma etc to while da tym away,n of cos spring a surprise after 1 hour of waiting,oh so typical me!plain fun i shud say...dit i mention we bot a drink at Mccafe and stood there for 4 hrs discussing those shit stuff?hahaha...

kayz,shall continue da nxt tym when i feel lyke it....nt feeling kinda well dis few days,bad running nose!i wish i cud jus kill myself or slice open my throat to see wads da fuckin shit stucked inside....dammit.i noe its damn fuggin irritatin 2 hear me sneeze cos it sounds damn disgusting,all da 'chendol' lyke mucus jus comes out instantaneously! (sorrie NA-NA haha i bet i irritated n scared da freak outta ya during gbe today hoho)
it's more irritating if it's stucked in my nose or jus comes out witout I PREPARING A TISSUE ON HAND,oh dat scene is fuckin awful!
speedy recovery to linglong!she missed 1 1.2 days of sku cos of da SAME symptons,man wads dis world cuming to?!and i apologised for using up ya whole packet of tissues hahaha.......complain bout me eating heaty stuff,and u urself helped to da heaty stuff (alryte,inside joke...)

toodooloo

hiatus

2006-06-26T22:49:00.000+08:00

yupz,here i m back on da first day of sku,as usual many thangs happen on da way dere (was 45 min late btw).
CommunicAsia and broadcastAsia 2006 was freaking x100000 fun i tell ya,as in if u r a visitor den its gonna be bit boring ,cos u jus stroll arnd and self entertain.well well working there was gr8,stone there for da first dat,webs were growing all over me cos da job of usher and lounge assistant is jus too erm....relaxing?lotsa freebies (typical singaporeans) to be given away and ya,handphones to be given away every HALF HOUR,i repeat HALF HOUR!man,da showgurls were fucking gorgeous n sexy!pau and i had a gr8 tym tog wit zahirah,tammie and rachel and crystal (tt lil bitch was workign there too man!)crystal n pau jus hooked up immediately man,so much 'chemistry' eh?befrended apple and hui li (showgurls hor siao siao) and of cos gave me lotsa cute stuff haha.i mean dis event is superbly well planned cos there were nice and new things to see......hw i miss it nw....shall dwell on wad i dit ltr on da nt entry....
we grabbed motorola bags and shiok shiok goodies,cute lil miniature items and atomic bomb lyked pens (as ll said it)....man it was so exciting waiting 4 da results to b announced over da free latest hp,GOSH i din win ne.....SIANZ.....
well public who has da pass r allowed in,so sum kinda tight control gg on dere huh...was wearing this black outfit 4 dat few days,and i fucking looked lyke a BLACK WIdOW,urrrghhh!
above: LG and motorola booth (their designs are da bez)

shall continue da nxt tym (2 much to say)

toodooloo

adore

2006-06-14T15:59:00.000+08:00

YUM YUM.
they are the reasons for staying up every night till 5.30am.
they are da young stars of the team,so cute can,jus staring at em playin on field can jus keep one awake thru out da night
oh how i adore em,awwww...... (sounds lyke sum blady groupie,yikes)

first row from left :
sebastian kehl (germany) lalala *drooling
kaka (brazil) *man,hw can he kiss da bride and nt me,arrghhh....hehe
valon behrami (switzerland) i lyke his hair colour man
second row from left :
cicinho (brazil) these brazilians are da champions of everything.....so cute la....play well la...hordes of fans lyke me la
steven gerrard (england) he alwaes reminds me of alan smith,da latter's nt playin la....but he's so attractive when he plays for liverpool,captain hor siao siao
fabregas cesc (spain) ah weird name or surname
third row :
friedrich (germany) hes freaking tall 1.83 so of cos outstanding,and of cos i jus took notice of him cos he's so fucking cute!!
robin van persie (holland) i dun lyke his 2 front teeth,, but he's damn photogenic,in and outta da field
fernando torres (spain) spain gt a couple of cute guys,so cute u dun hafta even watch da match,u jus stare at em and drool for one and a half hrs....hehe torres has my sista as one of his fans too
fourth row:
michael owen (england) dun cha there take him away fr him,young player of the year award for 2002, alwaes so cute....even his kid takes after him

sebastian kehl is so fugging cute

2006-06-14T00:29:00.000+08:00

briefing in da morning at international plaza

trim at chinatown,thank pau for waiting patiently

3 meals of mac,bk and subway (lyke fuckin full cos its fastfood,urrghh)

proj discussion at da esplanade wit vin ,ll,and pau.....lolz ll u damn biatch,kept temptin wit wit haagen dazs ,chocz,gelare (helow?!its TUESday!)......wan me 2 gain da extra pounds

slither at marina

ahhh supper subway,chatted 4 awhile b4 they close 4 biz,so freaking farnie cos pau had some freaky experiences to share,and linglong as usual,tok rubbish dat crack me up so badly,it was alwaes irrresistible to rebutt.alwaez.

oh dit i mention i 'happen' to see ben chin.lyke uh huh.
was searchin 4 some optical shop wit pau and 'happen' (notice i alwaes use the word happen,cos i dun wanna gif da impression tt i stop to take a second glimpse of tt guy,tt urgh) to see a cute guy waiting at da bus stop,fagging away (TURN-off) den....*faint
quickly turn my head towards da uob foor to avoid hafing an awkward face-2-face meet.....
pls!! wad am i suppose to say or wad,show dis oh-so-long-din-c-u-still-look-as-cute FACE?!ah dun bother,i jus took a second glance as we walked past (haha cos he's kinda errr cute?outstanding?)
wadeva,bt i'm alwaes reminded of his qwuirky antics and hw he and his FUCKIN gf annoyed da crap outta me

exempted

2006-06-08T13:08:00.000+08:00

oh fuck i met mad pple at purmei today.

i'm nt gonna buy tt fucking hse wit a :

1)crazy seller

2)blur agent

3)unconfirmed lift upgrading

i,da angry buyer shall declare,

KISS MY ARSE,SUCKERS!!!!

penguin

2006-06-01T13:42:00.000+08:00

the points for pau,CT,and amah was 57,75,64 respectively.

pau:aiyoh cT score so high,cannot catchup man!
CT:(in a matter of factly)aiyah dunnit to catch up lah!
summore can flap da hands in da hair trying to act modest wahahhaha.
pau: -__________-\amah: wahahahhahaha,ct nice one!

my gawd,cT and pau cracked me up so badly,i almost died of 'luffter'..

the story goes..

2006-05-29T23:22:00.000+08:00

i feel so relieved tt he's finally attached,and of cos happy for him since he has finally decided to move on after all these years.

of cos its better dat way,i mean you r jus wasting your tym.so move on.y shud we be harping on wishywashy matters after all these years.ya noe tt i dun intend to get into a relationship as yet,i dun wish to be tied down or sumthang.(if ya get wad i mean)

we dun owe each other anything,thus lets jus leave it as it is.

tunin into -
Lovers & Friends - Usher feat ludacris and lil jon (east side boyz)

androgyny.irony.

2006-05-29T02:29:00.000+08:00

omg...tt 仔仔 is damn blady gorgeous,i dunnoe whether to say whether she's damn pretty or damn shuai,faint*

to wander

2006-05-28T23:04:00.000+08:00

my hse's officially sold...

ahh nt as excited,cos it jus means i've ta look 4 another,in perhaps 1-2 mths tym i'll b declared homeless and perhaps jus stranded on da street wit my lil luggage,picture me in tt haha...

we still haven found one tt all of us lyke (very hiam),practically spent da whole weekend visiting da differnt hse,ma gawd i can say it felt weird in some of em,lyke deres ghost or sumthang in there.....yew....

toodooloo,i hate hse visiting!

pure.

2006-05-26T19:53:00.000+08:00

sum1 send me diz shit,

oh my tian,not again...bt da qns r so crap tt ya've gotta ans em...

(instruction given:answ being Yes or No,dunnit to elaborate cuz they dun gif a fuckin damn)

1. Taken a picture naked? -recalling- Yes
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? OH yes
6. Had a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? No
8. Stole money from friend? No
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
10. Been in a fist fight? YES
11. Snuck out of your house? YES
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? No,wad bout crushes
13. Been arrested? NO
14. Made out with a stranger? Nooo.
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? YES
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yea,so frequent
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? YES
20. Seen someone die? Yes
21. Been on a plane? YES
22. Kissed a picture? YES
23. Slept in until 3PM? YES - slpin is goot for health
24. Love or miss someone right now? No
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? YES
26. Made a snow angel? huh,wtf is tt?
27. Played dress up? YES
28. Cheated while playing a game? of cos
29. Been lonely? YES
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? alwaes
31. Been to a club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? YES
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? yea
35. Been suspended from school? No
36. Had detention? Yea,frequent customer
37. Been in a car accident? No
38. Hated the way you look? YES
39. Witnessed a crime? Yes
40. Pole danced? NO
41. Been lost? YES,alwaes as usual
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yea,as in jurong or changi ah?
43. Felt like dying? YES
44. Cried yourself to sleep? YES
45. Sang karaoke? YES
46. Sucked your thumb? YES
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? YES
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Yes,MOUTH
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? NO
50. Kissed in the rain? No
51. Sing in the shower? YES
52. Made love in a park? NO
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes
54. Glued your hand to something? YES,ytd
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? NOooo
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? NO
57. Been a cheerleader? NO
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? NO
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? No
61. Played chicken? NO
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes,sea in dis case
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes
64. Broken a bone? No
65. Been easily amused? YES,haha i'm amused nw
66. Laugh so hard you cry? YES,sides hurt
67. Mooned/flashed someone? YES
68. Cheated on a test? YES
69. Forgotten someone's name? YES
70. Slept naked? YES
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? NO
72. Performed on stage? YES
73. Blacked out from drinking? YES
74. Played a prank on someone? YES
75. Gone to a late night movie? YES
76. Made love to anything not human? NOoo,fuckin shit
77. Failed a class? YES
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? NO
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? Yes
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? YES
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? NO
82. Thrown strange objects? NO
83. Felt like killing someone? YES
84. Thought about running away? YES
85. Ran away? YES,and came bck haha
86. Did drugs? NO
87. Had detention and not attend it? NO,i alwaes attend it,frequent customer
88. Dumped anyone? YES
89. Made a parent cry? YES
90. Cried over someone? YES
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? wtf shit is diz?
92. Dated someone more than once? No
93. Have/had a dog? No
94. Own an instrument? Yes,drum sticks considered haha
95. Been in a band? Yea
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No,i dun wanna lao sai
97. Broken a cd? YES
98. Shot a gun? NO
99. Dated a married person of the opposite sex? No
100. Written a love letter? No

happenin diz holz

2006-05-26T19:31:00.000+08:00

'i ring ur house up,

ur mum say u sleepin

MACHIAM LYKE PIG!'

wahahaha,i tink it was dee woe said it during SM today,she suc da most man,make me luff till my sides hurt!ya've gotta be there to listen to her tone and accent,

MACHIAM LYKE A TYPICAL MINAH SCOLDING!

hawhaw.

sinful

2006-05-25T13:43:00.000+08:00

Coldplay
Live in Singapore!
http://www.coldplay.com/
The Twisted Logic Tour, Coldplay’s biggest yet, started with outdoor shows in the UK in early summer 2005 and since then has visited Europe, Japan and the US. It is now coming to Singapore at the Indoor Stadium on Monday July 10 th. Tickets will go on sale on Friday May 19 th, 2006.
Coldplay’s third album ‘X&Y’ was the fastest selling album in the UK for 8 years and has so far spent a remarkable 11 weeks at either No.1 or No.2 in the chart. The album topped the charts in 31 other countries, including the US where it spent 3 weeks at No.1.
In Hong Kong, ‘X & Y’ has achieved two Number One singles and the album topped HMV Hong Kong International sales charts for 8 consecutive weeks! ‘X & Y’ has also been certified by IFPI Hong Kong as one of the 10 best selling International artists/album for year 2005.
Coldplay are Guy Berryman (bass), Jonny Buckland (lead guitar), Will Champion (drums), and Chris Martin (vocals, guitar, keyboards). Formed in London in 1998, they signed to Parlophone the following year. Coldplay’s first two albums, ‘Parachutes’ (2000) and ‘A Rush Of Blood To The Head’ (2002), have sold over 16 million copies worldwide.
Coldplay is brought to Singapore by Live Nation. www.livenationasia.com

thnx to mei...da temptatn to get dwn there at da free standing arena is so high.
omg i cant wait to hear chris martin croon,gdness have been listening to em since their 'rush of blood to da head' album,and they're comin to sgp!!!
i mean which big stars alwae drop by here in dis tiny island to gif a concert,they never do tt except for perhaps in da nxt decade hur!lyke hw i miss the LP concert cos of some budget prob,i hafta get my pay frm dat stinkin comp and roc it out at da indoor stadium....awwww...

the enemy

2006-05-25T12:32:00.000+08:00

screw magi

fuck magi

i hope they close down

i hope theres no business for tt fuckin plc

i hope they get complaints in the newspapers

imma gonna set up another outsource agency wit pam,huimin and joyce and bring dwn magi

fuck tt 2pid company

theres no mgt

screw tt fucking ass bastard

cheebye

knn

langjiao

#$%^&*

at least dey gimme half da pay i wud gladly take it

im so broke i wanna buy fuel and burn dwn dat blady cheebye company at lorong telok

i hope marilyn screams at tt pig everyday

no sense of shame to delay da blady payment of a poor gurl's pay for a damn 2 mths

i curse em

fuck magi

screw em upside down

2006-05-16T23:28:00.000+08:00

ahh new skin.sorta lyked it.

well today's kinda ok,was bit tensed at first cos of da marcom test and da forum discussion (i've gt practically no idea of wad da hell globalisation has wit da figures and stats on da net),worst of all was watching survivor and sorta multi tasked wit flippin da marcomm notes.

i cannot possibly alwaes get away wit it.mabbe dis tym.definitely nt 4 da nxt.

2006-05-05T19:34:00.000+08:00

to dee:

money aint everything.

but without money,

everything is nothing.
sorrie for spouting nonsense but i jus tot it made sense in ur case.muahaha.

alryte,was jus bit lazy to get my pay today,and ended up on da couch da whole afternoon watching da blady tv and readin da vinci.

joyce charbo msged me in da afternoon
damn her,alwaes doing thangs at da wrong tym,i was jerked outta my beauty slp when da fone jus BEEP BEEP!

oh i noe its so wrong of me to do tt,but i fu-yan ed her,nt tt i wan to man...had da intentn to pop by magi and get my pay but din noe whether da shit check was at da old or new office.i said i was gonna commit suicide in fronta her if i dun turn up today,haha taking bck my words for now.let her kill me instead.
nah my period's killin me,if my dad cud fetch me to blady magi and get da check,tt will save all da trouble.chances are low.

2006-05-05T00:05:00.000+08:00

alryte accompanied leader to queensway rite after da damn pfp to purchase her long awaited sports shoes.man,i must say she's sucha shrewd buyer,if i had a shop and all my customers are lyke her,i wud haf jus close down for nuts boy!wahaha,we had our fair share of luffters cos da atm machine broke dwn and i was lazy to go over.i waited at da drinks vendor while she withdrew her money.

after 2 hrs....

bt a pair of ulu-brand shoes but looked comfortable and i was off to work,ah pam, bobo joyce, qianru and stacy were at work.qianru left not long after and i was left wit da 2 nutcase.haha 4 hrs of slack work and waited for my damn pay.

me:hw to gt pay ah?
joyce:wahahahha not today get lah!i bluff u wan!
me:wad the..doinz

nevertheless,we ate hokien mee,gossiped,i called 2 customers (lyke wadeva) and drank hl milk.we took some damn bo liao pix,pam was omitted cos she looked terribly unglam muaha.

borrowed dan brown frm ah pam.been waiting to read diz bk for sucha long tym,da thang is i cudnt get my butt rooted sumwhere and indulge in a novel.
ok gonna slap myself,cos tts wad imma gonna do nw,b4 da movie starts.
halfway thru it nw,man its so intriguing and da suspense if mounting as i proceed on 2 da nxt chapter.

blady hell.kena menz cudnt swim wit leader and play squash wit ll.

2006-04-18T10:42:00.000+08:00

hewhew i'm nt dead,jus stucked at some corner of raffles plc for da past 6 wks.

all da 'zzz' and 'she's died' haf been coming in.hw touched i m,so imma gonna drop alil sumthang here so tt my blog's scroll gets to move up & nt stucked at da tammy post.

alryte a brief into on wad i've been up to da past dunnoe-god-damn-weeks.

mon:slavery at one corner (mind you,i dun haf a proper table hor)
tues:exploitation yet at another corner (oh i've found one after much shifting)
wed:as above,and doing god damned stuff
thur:as above, dis tym being made use pretty good of
fri:as above,& rest and relax with bubur chacha wit mich,toking cock wit joyce,and makan wit pam
sat:roadshow (dis tym slavery on the streets and pretty much professional beggars)
sun:as above

note:all days (pretty much) are combined with OTs and roadshows

here u go,nt tt i wanna be dead,haha.

wheneva i see sum1 on da streets trying to intro me some cards or some sorta crap,no matter hw fucked up irritated i feel,da one thang i'd keep in mind is TO REJECT POLITELY,cos practically on wkends,i'm transformed frm da ITP intern to da professional beggar/puller/pusher/psycho/smoker(someone woe smokes pple ta sign up cards)!i noe hw they feel,oh da sense of rejectn,those tt u can't help it and furthermore it's jus tt fucked up job of urs when u earn a blady meagre salary and off u splurge it agn.

da worst thang is....to be seen in tt obiang uniform and gett spotted by none other den ya....CLASSMATE!awwww....tt sux pretty much.
was trying to promote da ladies card on sat at wisma when,dunnoe hw lucky i m,to actually intro da card to ANGELA (wit her bf).dunnoe wad da fuckin hell m i tinkin (tot she's some potential or sumthang)?!ewwww....and den agn she wasn't da first,jus tt diz tym i cudnt cover my blady face wit da pamphlets in tym and pai sed-ed myself.

well i attempted (of cos) to sneakk out for dinner after all da blady shit i've done once or twice (yeah in those few wks),and jio-ed chic they all out for dinner.man,da earliest advance bookin i cud do is da afternoon of da dinner cos i realli figure out wad da blady bosses r tinkin,'hope u can finish up these blady throw-backs b4 u leave'.mind u,da boss used 'HOPE',i too HOPED to finish it bt cummon,lyke ur fuckin pangsai company is so efficient lidat.it's still OT after all da shit tokin.

da onli gd thang bout MAGI (okok its pronounced as MER-JAI,wtf,nobody n i mean nt even a single soul has said it correctly.woe in da rite mind woe tink of mer-jai YOU toad ass!sounds more human rite if its MAGI mee) is da colleagues/frens/pple/not-so-colleagues-not-so-frens, TC(tok cock) sessions held in da morning, makan during da late afternoons wit haagen dazs,ben & jerrys,bubur chacha,sweet potato soup,u wun realli die of hunger at my plc there seriously.

ah wadeva.i've skipped da first 2 lect of sku today due to...erm sorta lethargy or ma-body-nt-gettin-adapted-2-da-no sense thang-of sku's-starting-n-i haven-slp-4-nutz.oh HOW ME is tt.
kez,will update bck agn if i start to decompose n decides to resurrect yet agn.
till then,toodooloo.

2006-02-28T15:54:00.000+08:00

nyp sex scandal.

wow TAMMY (dunnoe whether tts her real name) is hot topic currently.

ma frens from nyp sent me da video,6 mins long!call me sua ku or wad,hp technology is so updated tt u can actually film it for tt long?!it was basically clear,jus bit shaky here and there.

well well well,i mean i kinda feel bad for her,its lyke u still hafta go to sku and face all da comments from pple,how big is nyp,jus 2-3 foodcourts...and every lunchtym she would receive stares and pin-pointing.

perhaps its a good suggestion to quit sku,or NO i feel she shudnt.she din commit any crime,its jus da publicity tt magnify everything,and yeah her bastard-fucking-asshole fren shud get alive,wad benefits she can get frm blowing up the picture?

its actually alryte for da bf cos he's in NS (and lyke woe cares btw) but it ain't for her.heard tt she has to go thru cousellin and what-not.

ok enuff said.

digressing...

bin mei: gt enuff formal wear ant for attachment? ( super sarcastic-ally cos she dun haf anydis sems)

me: nah wear shorts (i was referring to s-h-o-r-t-s)

bin mei:WOW SHORT!u wear short ltr da guys there nose bleed how?!!

me: helow! SHORTS as in casual wear !not SHORT!what da...

bin mei: .......o_0.......

its smart casual btw.not super casual.i jus say it for self deception purposes.

2006-02-07T19:12:00.000+08:00

hw interesting.apparently some peepz read ma blog and tot i was pissed wit da fake minah.

jus a joke pple.jus a joke.ltr da mata lia me for posting racist comments,and shoot me wit da revolver,when will da tym come,i cant wait.

the week's so long and tiring,even though taday is tue,lectures are so darn boring and deadlines are reaching soon.i cant seem to start on nething.i seriously cant.

seemed to procrastinate bout everything.

i wanna tell u sumthing.I AM SO LAZY dat even going to da bathroom was a chore man.yeah u heard me rite.A CHORE.

too lazy to slp.
too lazy to type da muthafuggin blaw/conb
too lazy to pack my room
too lazy to open my angbaos
too lazy to tok (yah agn,i kept quiet during lunch today cos i was LAZY)
too lazy to put da clothes in da pail
too lazy to eat (picking up da spoon and fork is so tiring)
too lazy to eat bahkua
too lazy to pick up da fone
too lazy to plc da correct lect notez in ma bag
too lazy to ...

and now,

I'm too lazy to type.

gd nite.

2006-02-03T21:35:00.000+08:00

wad is fuckin wrong wit me?!?!i feel so fucked up and emo-in damn badly.
i feel lyke tearing my throat apart.
i feel lyke rippin apart whoeva is nxt to provoke ben xiao jie
lao niang is fuckin depressed at dis pt of tym.or am I.

i chanced upon a fuckin farnie entry by some fake minah and decides to share it wit ya pple.
imma gonna add some comments,or to be precise correct da details mentioned in da entry.some facts are fiction and some fiction are facts.hawhaw.

here goes...

Instead of ~~mugging~~ (fake minahs dun mug) for MR - what I've been promising myself to do, I lied (oh u lied, fake minahs AGAIN r experts at lying) to my parents just to get out from the house ~~in the middle of the night~~(nt middle dear,its before midnite).

All I can say is that it was indeed very eye-opening. Lfy stole my ********** (knnccb thank me la fake minah, didn’t u enjoy yaself da entire nite?so many rounds, ah,we had protection too.dun worry hoho) . ~~F*ck~~you. (its I who fucked you muahaha) But hell, I actually enjoyed bashing you up outside the cage. Imagine what will happen if we're in it. Wouldn't it be great if theres real blood (yeah,so wasted no real blood,if nt it WILL be a pool of blood,cage fight btw minahs –slapping and kickin ass muthafuggas!)

The worst thing to do was to bring me straight to the dance floor. I got a ~~shock~~ can. (muahaha,hilarious! din da fake minah gt high after downing a glass of pepsi and shake her booty lyke theres no tmr,tell me who arh who arh?!)

Gosh (fucker fake minah) .

That Chinese guy who appears out of nowhere gave us a shockingly shocking shock (ahhh,precise double shock cos there were 2 of us) . Damn him. I didn't even hear a single sound from him (luckily there were 2 of us if nt hw scary will it be to b seeing things hehe) . Being half drunk, he began to mutter rubbish which has absolutely no link to us (he was tryin ta hit on ya la fake minah)

Actually he was cute =) but short (VERY,at least to me,ahh again cute is da rite word,too bad so sad) . Because he was drunk, it made him look stupid. Nevertheless, still cute. (hawhaw,his face was lyke some monkey’s backside,and his forehead had da word ‘fucking tipsy’ stamped on it,any fake minahs wud be turned off,dat I understand)

Cute guy: never get a cab with a mat.
Lfy, me: ?????????????????????????
Cute guy: you know, mat.. MAT.

At this point of time, I ~~know~~ what's on lfy's mind - of coz I know what is mat.. I'm a cheena version of minah myself. (NONONO *shakes head, shud be ‘of coz I noe wads a MAT,cos I haf a fake minah bside me, any mat and minah lingos I can refer to her, shes da best in da business)

Hehehe.~~Im soo sure~~ (no u aren’t .fake minah)

While being drunk,he question us maciam one detective and he still manage to do something nice. He offered (he din, it was an excuse,gullible fake minah) to hail a cab for us.. maybe he can't resist helping a cheena minah (*shakes head, again again,uh huh,he was tryin ta b a gentlemen to ya fake minah can) beside me.

Evil (nt evil la darling, u were tryin to noe him better so dat he can be ur prospect,dat I understand haw) me question his motive.

'So what, then ~~you~~ hop on?' (NO,its u BOTH hop on, picture dat haha)

And lfy, I'm so sure + positive he said

Bye babe. Not Bitch. (djz , he said bye to YOU (babe) and bye to ME (bitch),getit?)

The loud music must have burst your ear drums. But, Babes was bad enough.

Babe = Pig = Zhu. (oh one big round and its bck to ya deejunZHU,tsk tsk)

Now, how the hell he knows my name (TOLD ya he was hittin on ya) .

haha.

-_-''' i know.

dats it, ok reasonably long post i noe,ahhh so many errors ya see.
post another tym,i can see da fake minah is fuming at me,muahahas.

2006-02-03T11:10:00.000+08:00

complaint:linglong said she saw my 'memoirs of a geisha' entry for lyke 1025678 tymes,keke will post one.

i tink i'm fallin sick soon.OR i tink i'm sick.my throat hurts so bad frm all da cny cookies.awww,all da pain and u cant smell nethang.

to sum up everything.

cny visits were nice (i see my relatives lyke once a year or maybe),steamboat on eve was yummy though very ma fan,cos we haf to stretch all da way to da pot as da table's too long,we cudnt use da round table cos there were too many pple arnd (nt too many pple,we haf grown up to be precise).

went to auntie constance's hse,so glad to meet da cuzzins,bryan,char,mao,marcus,jamie,ian,russell etc...ahh char has a bf btw,hw interesting.crapping over 'i nt stupid too' and luffing our heads off during mahjong sessions (cos sophie dat lil gurl toppled our tiles) so cute can.
kacheng mao is leaving taday for aust cos sku's starting on mon,while ian gg to be enlisted in april,kacheng marcus is leaving for aust wit ma grandparents nxt week.
haiz so dat leaves da few of us.when they r bck,a gathering has to be set.

ok i cudnt realli 'sum' up everything as mentioned above,cos theres too many things and visits.post too boring and random,*yawnz.

haven been slpin well too cos of da cb muthafugga knn ccb wadeva mr test,crazy victor joe,we needa break.

ok i will forgive him cos da test is over even before we knew it.theres more to cum nxt week before da final sems.deres oso mr seetoh's house visit.

stress.

2006-01-23T12:19:00.000+08:00

caught memoirs of a geisha last sat wit da family n da 'mei chu xi' one (dats wad i call him waha),it was goot.seriously.Errm,a rating of 4 outta 5 fucking stars!
except dat the dialogue was super draggy (jap and cheena eng ,wad da ya expect?),da rest of da story was nt bad.
some tots:
i tot da lil gurl who played da young zhang zi yi was pretty good looking.
da mizuage was kinda cool,lyke a nite wit ya can become so expensive!haha!
zhang zi yi looked stupid in dat stage performance
gong li looked lyke a fantanbulous whore so to speak!
da dialogue was so slow dat i managed to catch all da sarcasm (for once since my brain function slower den da normal beings hawhaw)

kayz.ya shud go catch it.

blaw starts at one,da tym now's 1245,wad da fuck am i doing here?!

byedi peepz.

2006-01-19T22:15:00.000+08:00

MAN.

hw to go visitin wif such lil new clothes for da new year.not dat i'm fussy bt i jus cant seem to find a design dat i lyke (xcept 4 da few below),yeah and i dun wanna buy those gowns which seemed so exaggeratin if u were to wear for a smart casual outing/sku.AND of cos ,da usual situation: design super nice but it looks lyke pangsai on u,so sick n yea,it sure looked lyke pangsai on me!

bot 3 tops and 2 bottoms fr IS,york canvas,individual expression,zara (i alwaes get da rite sizes fr here,jus luv it) and lil match gurl.

da gurl at york canvas looked lyke RUTH from project superstar,so scary can!!!i almost got a shock when trying da clothes,her height,da face and definitely da hair,lyke some kind twin sista,ya've gotta c her to believe it hehehe.

da worst thang is.i've got SO many ear rings and there i went ,buying more,cos da designs were goot and its so cheap!yea yea super cheapo hawhaw.hw can ya resist when u haf 'wu pi wu qi' (hokien for cheap and goot).

fuck la.one more week.hopefully theres sumthang out there.

if not i will resist to go visiting and stay at hm.be anti social.

one thang i hate bout visiting:'wah ger ah,y u so tall ah?!u taller den ur sis ah?!' (wit da tone as if i stole all her nutrients or sumthang lidat.fucker.)

it's so obvious so mus ya remind me dat i'm shorter den my dad and taller den da rest of da family.it's nt dat i'm tall u piece of muthafugga shits,you peepz are simply sh**t!

disgressing.

any peepz interested ta go 4 da motorola black carnival at DXO on da 21st Jan?
I've gt exclusive invites for 4,dress code black or gold.
magical fashion show:individualistic is KING

blame me for my itchy fingers and now i dun wan da invites.mail me.

to ash: YEAH pms-ing in progressing ...haha emo-nization!

2006-01-05T22:21:00.000+08:00

ready.set.go.

nudge

we are so 'alive'.haw.

click to enlarge.

2005-12-29T14:45:00.000+08:00

fuckin slpy
fucking sian
fuckin slpy
fuckin sian
fuckin slpy
fuckin sian
fuckin slpy
fuckin sian
fuckin slpy
fuckin sian
fuckin slpy
fuckin sian
fuckin slpy
fuckin sian
fuckin slpy
fucki sian

oh,dit i eva mention i watched kingkong 3 tymes?!!dats lyke 9 hrs of da movie in all?!
wahaha,i cud jus rmb da farnie parts and da whole sequence can.
da last tym dat happened -- bot da pirated 'parent trap' vcd and watched it lyke? 25 tymes?28 tymes?
man,da vcd 'seh mo-ed' in da end.
fyi,i still have it wit me heh.

2005-12-23T01:20:00.000+08:00

black sux like fuck man.not dat i dunnoe la.

i din see any improvement in da music,it jus gt worse each tym i gt there.

oh my tian.it's bad fuckin music ya've gt.

no choice,it seemed lyke we were destined to go there since mos opened & all da crowd had flock there,we din lyke da long queues and big crowd so ended up there.again.

made me so emo lah but wit da company of ll granddotter ,yaya and fizzy,it was kewl enuff,jus crap abit here and there jus kills tym boy.fiz gt hit on,boy it was so farnie can.hahaha!

ll gt abit tipsy (HAHAHA i luv da way she spouts her nonsense and starts giggle at nth,rite ll???),look at da way she dwned her drinks,MAN,its linglong ya tokin bout,hawhaw.

perhaps da nxt session nxt week wud be bettter,rite guys?

i'm off to mos tonite.

pics will do da tokin.

2005-12-21T14:23:00.000+08:00

i tell u a secret.

i freaked da shit outta my dear linglong (wif da coordination of a director and scriptwriter and actress)!!!>>>inside joke

who has took over da empire...lfy's so old still can scare pple...

u see i'm old but young at heart...

wahaha.

2005-12-21T14:22:00.000+08:00

again.

2005-12-21T14:21:00.000+08:00

toodooloo

2005-12-21T14:19:00.000+08:00

heres to ya.

2005-12-21T14:07:00.000+08:00

heres to djz and u onli.wif our (lil ll and lfy) blessings,ya sure u gonna haf a gr8 tym venturing to da other side of da world,beyond da lands which lfy's ancestors have conquered,bringing bck ur experiences and sharing it wif rest of da palace's pple!

adios to dee jun zhu!!!

haf a nice tym in LONDON >>>inside joke huh,hahaha!!!

dont forget bout us,and i will make sure u DONT,hawhaw.

we will miss u,ur crap and farnic antics,somethin's missin w/o u huh,lfy will send escorts to make sure u arrive there safely,imperial guards,horses,maids,eunuchs,u name it.we have it.

luckily gt lil linglong wit da x factor to accompany lfy,if nt she will die of some old age senile illness.

2005-12-20T00:42:00.000+08:00

da shades jus fade

2005-12-20T00:41:00.000+08:00

i DUN c myself

2005-12-15T22:37:00.001+08:00

da gruellin CAs jus ended.

phew.

as promised,pics frm da past week.

2005-12-15T22:37:00.000+08:00

tcc

2005-12-15T22:31:00.000+08:00

2005-12-15T22:30:00.001+08:00

cheers pple.

2005-12-15T22:30:00.000+08:00

passion.yuanyang.mighty joe

2005-12-15T22:28:00.000+08:00

*faint* vainpot ll

2005-12-15T22:21:00.000+08:00

hiphop wit cash money

2005-12-15T22:18:00.001+08:00

mambo jambo

2005-12-15T22:18:00.000+08:00

after:life of da partay...

2005-12-15T22:14:00.000+08:00

worn out even b4 da partay starts

2005-12-10T01:14:00.000+08:00

*yawnz*

went tcc taday,pix will be up soon.

friday simply uh,rocks?2 lects n off ya rot.

cot sadistic sawII flick.

da 'venus flytrap' and pool of syringes were jus wicked can,haha.

2005-12-05T01:30:00.000+08:00

man.all da fuss's bout.

2005-12-02T00:21:00.000+08:00

played badminton.MAN,i can feel my fats as i jumped 4 da shutterc,its been ages since i last exercised.hoho,its tym ta lose those kilos.

SSO nia.

took klaz foto 2.so xcited coz itz ma first in sp,lyke i missed da first one.

or shud i say SKIPPED.waha.

yaya made me luff during FM 2day,shes so EMO cuz da tutor and da ENV was affectin her BADLY.waha so attitude wif a cap A.imagine after a game of badminton in jeans and straight headin 4 da world's most 2pid and ridiculous tut wif a i-dunnoe-hw-to-describe tutor!
MAN,heading nowhere can.

durin lunch,linglong bickered wif fizzy agn.

linglong:hey gt 3 pple i can sign up 4 da plan.ya noe dat m1 plan thingy! i added u(me) and yaya,dunnoe put woe 4 da third person..
yaya:ur sista lah!
ll:she not m1 leh
fizzy:i m1 ,can add me mah!
ll:NOT necessary!...
me:goot wad hafiz m1 oso ,add him lah!
ll:(lookin at hafiz) not necessary!

diaoz.

linglong accompanied me 2 da toilet to change,i took damn fucking long a tym,while she changed in split seconds,oh so wads da hurry ah ger?gd enuff she waited for me la.

i told linglong to climb the lect hall wall today (dissing her cos of her height)

linglong:i wanna join da talentime committee !(wif a cheeky grin)

me: (gifing a dun-tink-i-dunnoe-wad-u-up-to look) aiyoh sure nt?u mus climb here and there leh,ya noe u so s***t,ltr they ask u ta go climb da walls hw?!

linglong:i'm in da talentime committee, not da rock climbin committee. -___-
wahaha.i luffed for a mere few min.INSIDE joke>>>

yeah sure linglong granddotter,pls come up wif more stuff since u af da 'X' factor, ta keep me awake can.

theres more but i'll juss leave it 4 maself ta luff lest u pple tink i'm nutz.

too doo loo.

2005-11-28T23:15:00.000+08:00

yeap wenta chalet over da weekend.

wad can i say...driving simply rox big tym.esp on da xpressways.

its oso nice ta c fellow p-platers on da road,i horned a fucking car on sunday.
dat muthafugga car jus deserves it.he even flung his hands in da air gifing da kannenaohia xpression.

fuck you.

oh yeah,and i mistook a pckt of tissues 4 pillow diz afternn at long j's.
i knew hw tired i was.
yea fizzy and linglong?

2005-11-24T23:31:00.000+08:00

keke diz was taken by fizzy at fc4 while waiting for da gurls to buy their lunch,i looked lyke some cult master (as quoted by fizzy).no link can.

went for conb today nia,spent da rest of da day at k-ster.
kbox was below kster,so can ya imagine we cheapos (me,linglong,fizzy and jean) went up and down jus to get da best deal (we asked for da prices,membership etc).yeah and so we settled for kster.
pix spells it all.
we made a mess of da whole room,woe gif a fucking damn,wad r service charge for?!woohoo,deres was once i sang some 'high' song dat da nutz fell all over da plc...linglong being da smarty ass one,covered da shiat wif da big cushion.haha she gave dat its-not-our-fault FACE,i jus burst out luffin can!
when wang lee hom's MV came bout,ooh he's so fucking cute can,linglong and da grandmutha (which is me), as usual man....bicker over whose da wife.its so obvious can.linglong,haha a step grandfather is coming up wahaha.
oh yeah and she lykes mark from westlife.yeah u heard me westlife.

linglong:i wanna marry him!!!he's so CUTE!!!
me:sure man!grandmutha will support ur marriage and send u off in a sedan ok?!i will need him to offer a few territories of his in exchange (ancient marriage customs for royalties) for ya hand.
you will look more 'pricey' in this way!
linglong:dunnit to get anything from him,i will go over to married him rite away,ok lao fo ye?!
me: ---____---

minutes ltr...

me:hey linglong, lao fo ye have staked all my assets to bribe da pple so u can be on da waiting list to be Mark's bride!and da best i can do is to get number 29 for ya!u still haf to beat 28 pple,so sad!
linglong:i wanna be NUMBER 1!!!*sobz

so high.

2005-11-23T22:13:00.000+08:00

a club wif lotsa alliances and affiliates.

man and i'm in all of them.

so cheapo.

u see.da word CHEAPO started when i scolded those idiots for winning da subaru challenge.and NOW we do haf a cheapo,or shud i sae many cheapos amongst us.

hehe.

life jus rocks wit free coffee and aircon and newspaper at da CANON service centre.
dee jun zhu and i were gian-peng-ing arnd hahaha.
i was real glad there aint any spanish lessons today,ma afternoon was free after tfc.
cause for celebration,and we ate at some fake ya kun shop selling good kaya toast wif eggs.
i told dee bout da original ya kun kopitiam near far east SQUARE at raffles plc,will haf our toast there da nxt tym.

2005-11-20T23:23:00.000+08:00

i'm freaked out.totally.

MAN,deres an idiot in msn whose so irritating dat i jus can't blieve he exist in diz world.
irritatin as in he toks rubbish-his life and all those crap which i dun gif a fucking care for.he told me he dabbles in drugs and stuff,lyke i fucking gif a damn.

i dun even gif a hoot bout him.he jus scares me.
when i had decided to block him, he msged to grab some attention,i simply ignored.

a few tymes back i jus replied wit a 'yes' or 'no' or some short phrases,he even demanded longer replies!
he's diz fucking bhb kia who goes arnd demanding exp presents for his bdae!!lyke wtf?!
i noe him only a fw mths bck and he's only an acquaintance so to speak.

wads his fucking damn ass problem?!
he shud jus check into an asylum or sumthing.

2005-11-20T01:14:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY DEE junzhu aka MA DOTTER!!!

May all ya endeavors,wishes,dreams,no matter how cheapo they are...come true immediately!I'm so sorry i cudnt make it to ya hse but hope ya lyke da gifts and yea lyke wad linglong said,it ain't cheapo!thnx for everything...from toking crap to prayin 4 me 4 da blady farking tp,jus rmb u'll be in our minds,we luv YA dearie!!!

Purlease enjoy ya special (though ya working...) day,u're one year older (though older den ur mother which is me, MAN.) hehe.we are the pure cheapo club members and royalties of da nxt generation,u'll be heading da cheapo association wahah!newaez...nxt week b4 TFC compensate ya ok?!

wit LOTSA *HUGGS AND *TUGGS,

mother lao fo ye

(*gif u red/green packet bcos of fusion in our cultures)

2005-11-18T00:51:00.000+08:00

sad to say.I'm officially an auntie.

when Da changjin (as in BIG changjin,dunnoe wads da eng name) first aired on TV,all my aunties were tokin bout it.
I jus shrugged it off cos firstly i aint a fan of korean dramas and yeah,i hate sad,soapy and draggy stories,which korean and jap serials haf ALWAYS contain dis kinda plot.da usual leadin actress being tortured and she being da determined gurl,fought all da way up,provin datgood triumphs over evil.yeah yeah uh huh.
secondly, dat's onli for aunties,i dun wanna be aunti-fied so young (18) siting on ma ass watching and discussin da story wif ma family.uurgh.

but heyhey.

wadam I doing now?!

watching BIG changjin EVERYDAY at 10pm on vv55,MA GAWD!LYKE WTH,WTF?!!!

my jie even shed some tears when dunnoe woe died in da show.

2005-11-18T00:29:00.000+08:00

i alwaes take thangs fer granted.

linglong gg was passing dat hei bai pei (as in black white biscuits) arnd,we agreed to bring snacks 4 every boring lect (supposedly dere's alot haha).i ate da most pai seh to say cuz it was damn farking boring lah,so da box ended on my table,there were only 2 sticks left inside.

linglong gg:ok,i take half of a stick!

me:(matter-of-factly pointin to da box as if it was MY biscuits) TAKE IT LAH TAKE IT!

a few seconds later...
(realised dat it was actually HERS)

me:oops WAHAHAHAHHA!

linglong gg: ---____---\
and so another lect ended.before we go,

me:yehoo,i bring wang wang 4 da nxt lect and throw to everyone ok?!they come in packets so can throw to EACH and everybody during lect!

linglong gg:u tink u superstar ah?pple throw posters u throw wang wang?!

(i burst out luffing as usual)

u've gotta be there in MA position.u jus can't stop luffin.

2005-11-15T22:11:00.000+08:00

da last 2 lects was downryte boring.every slide dat victor joe posed up dere i jus copied and copied,and when da slide ended,i jus fall flat on da table,so slpy can.

and linglong granddotter kept poking me.i cant slp for nuts.

*poke *poke.TMD.

oh yeah and during fm (da usual passin of notes and pokey to self amuse), she jus made ma sides hurt.
i had 4gotten to bring da fucking bottle to sku,almost died of dehydratn man. lyke though it was supposedly cold cuz of da weather, woe cares,i still need ta cleanse ma mouth.da chocolate on da pokey got stucked on ma teeth.

me:hey linglong u got water?!

linglong:na,take take drink till u dun wanna drink liao den pass bck

me:thnx!
(drank a few mouthfuls)

*in da midst ofconfusion while copying da slides

me:hey linglong!

linglong:yea?!

me:u got tissue?my hand and mouth dirty after eating pokey

linglong:DO I LOOK LYKE A GROCERY STORE TO YA?!!!!

me:WAHAHHHAHA!!!

and i can't stop luffing for da nt few slides.
linglong granddotter,ya FUCKING FARNIE MAN!!!!HHAHHAHAHA wth!
oh yeah and dit i mention,she bot da pokey,water and tissue.
hmmz grocery store.....hw apt

2005-11-15T00:56:00.000+08:00

First things first,

I'm gonna sound lyke some pageant queen thanking da entire world,pardon me.

A BIG THANKEW TO DA FOLLOWING lovable dearies:

linglong granddotter

yayapapaya

psyCHIC

dee dotter

da tot to post their well wishes and congrats on their blogs jus makes mi wanna cry.

u noe they prayed for ya.u peepz simply ROx!!! (so cliche..)

*sobz ni men rang wo hen gan dong

ANOTHER BIG THANKEW TO DA FOLLOWING PPLE:

hafizzy

joel

elvin

jean

siti

sexy class rep

joyce

i can't thank ya enuff pple,thnx for sharing ma joy and encouraging me thru out.

thnx agn for da totful sms-es!I luv u pple!

hawhaw.jus luv da look on some of ya faces when i played da prank on ya,waha!

of cos.not everyone fell for it man.damn.

WELL,if some of ya dunnoe wad i'm bullshittin bout,its ok.da pple above shud noe.

and den agn,

wif frens lyke these,who needs enemies. I'm blessed.

2005-11-12T00:05:00.000+08:00

Singapore Design Festival 2005
The inaugural Singapore Design Festival, scheduled for 9 to 23 November 2005, is a multifaceted experience focusing on the design process and the conceptualisation of ideas. In essence the Festival aims to build upon the design culture in Singapore and around the world, making it an interactive and “live” experience of the design process and its end products.
The Festival activities will take place around Suntec City, Raffles City, and the Civic District, fanning out to other areas all over Singapore. Some of the activities include the festival’s feature events: DesignEDGE; International Design Forum; ADASIA 2005; the Red Dot award; Design Concept 2005 Celebrations; Young Asian Designers’ Award Ceremony and Beyond 2005 – The Global Summit for Creative Industries.
With a focus on design development, the Festival offers a broad range of activities including conventions, country presentations, curated exhibitions, workshops, open houses, product placements, award ceremonies and opportunities to meet other leaders in the design arena. We will be providing something for everyone!
From designers to design policy makers, agencies, schools, media, related industries, businesses and the general public - all are welcome to participate, enjoy and learn.

TFC has jus gotten betta,

tog wif da great companionship of ma TFC chumz,

do catch me dere fellas!

2005-11-09T23:26:00.000+08:00

AAwwww......fucking sweet can...

granddotter linglong is so worthy to be loved!

I'm so touched...to da core so to speak....will try ma best to focus, WILL tink of ya onli after whole thang is over alryte?!

*crying soon
LUV ya!!!

2005-11-08T22:31:00.000+08:00

cheapos.

muthafuggas.

wads da pt of standing for 61 hrs w/o resting on ur feet and palms jus to win dat blady subarus when u can well afford it,mr CONSULTANT?u r jus being plain cheapos who take away the opportunity from others the desire to win a car.u dun hafta do it Mr.
u BUY it idiots.

it's jus lyke da straits times 'drive away a Mazda', i din won and yes,walked away disappointed i dit,but da worst part of it was dat da winner is some blady biatch who had bot a car a week before and she's now taking her chances AGAIN.yeah cheapos.cancha jus shoo ur blady damn ass off and not waste da competition's entry forms,allowing others to haf a chance?!

i depise u.
cheapos,cheapos,cheapos.singaporeans.

2005-11-06T23:22:00.000+08:00

(edited)
i'm so bothered by ma TP which is diz cuming thur.
i guess dats partly y i was or got so emo diz past few days...bear wit me pple.thanx fiz who had been spurring me on before ma revision lessons wit short and sweet smses.he jus knew dat i was either pissed wit da instructor or simply pissed wit maself. thnx granddotter linglong gege,haiz lao fo ye certainly WUD lyked to be a goot role model,but all depends...so fucked up lah.oso thnx chic for da well wishes,i hope i wun letcha down.
i'm stressed.mum said dat if i din pass dis tym round,wud hafta wait till i gt ma diploma...which is wad?2 yrs tym?!all my pdls and theories wud haf expired.*pengz.
'i do not want it to seem it's da case where i'm forcing ya to take ur driving,after diz test,its up to ya.'
cos she noes dat dis few days,at da slight mention of da word 'driving',i wud either sulk or change subject (my usual response after da first failed attempt).urgh.
if i actually see it in another way,perhaps she's jus trying to encourage me to focus during lessons,or goad me to pass ma TP.which is goot.
godmum rang me up to inform of a chalet coming up,so mum added dat if i pass diz tym,she wud rent a car (which is wad happen when jie passed hers) so dat both of us can drive da car back and forth,fetching pple and stuff etc.

personally,i WISH TO BLADLY HELL PASS DIZ MUTHAFUGGA TEST PPLE!but if things jus go beyond ma control,lyke fever and flu (which farking hell hindered ma performance during da first attempt) or weather (rain is a no-no),i simply jus hafta rely on ya,luck.
travelling to and fro,queens-gombak,gombak-queens,dover-gombak.....is fucking tiring.i do know WHY maself.its alwaes da case after driving,i get so tired i jus need a goot rest.It's as if gombak has sucked ma soul off me or sumthang,i just feel so lethargic.i hated dat feeling.i really do.
ok mind bogglin thangs aside.
i shud digress.

wenta toa payoh for a heartlanders shopping trip.its certainly crowded man.u can realli get cheap stuff there.
i rmb yaya told ashley i do wear pjs to slp,ya and its those kinda cartoon characters where u can simply get at pasar malam.BIG and AIRY,i like heh.cumon,its to be worn to slp,i'm nt gonna wear it to town n parade k.

ashley:wah so dat means when there's a pasar malam ,u can see manda chionging for da pjs,neng nia chap kor (2 for 10 bucks in hokien)
me:waha,cute mah,den very airy,i hate wearing shorts and shirt to slp,it jus gets so uncomfy.

so yeah,i bot 2 today,and some earrings coupled wit a bangle,towels...u cant expect much from heartland shopping k.
wad?patronising LV,gucci or prada shop in da heart of toa payoh?!
ya've gotta be kiddin.

2005-11-04T01:03:00.000+08:00

tot diz pic fit da music

2005-11-03T02:01:00.000+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya, maaf zahir batin to all my malay chums!

happy burfday hafiz aka ma prob pal!!!may u be blessed and many happy returns for da day!!!

thnx for being da listening ear,i can't thank you enuff for all dat.I'm blessed wif a fren lyke ya.

hafiz,dee,,ma dotter,za,farhan,khairul,siti so on and forth....a toast to ya.

ok i'm in ma pjs.heh.

2005-11-01T22:51:00.000+08:00

uploaded da albums under captures.can take a look.

pple this days jus luv aliases.sneaky eh.

2005-10-28T00:16:00.000+08:00

klaz bbq was alryte.expected ones din turn up though.
fish jie's aka yu zhi bdae was nt bad.
partay at black amusing.
chic's burfday partay was kinda kewl.
picnic was nt too bad,da breeze was good coupled wif nice fotos haw.except for da bbq at nite,it was...erm abit off.poor ashley (fish's sista),she was mood swingin so badly.
can't cha see,i'm ranting on bout da main events of these hols.or shud i sae grumbling.
super emo,emo,emo.
KNNBccB,lanjiao,lppl,muthafugga,oh and da all tym popular eat shit.
last but not least.FUCK YOU.
i m so fucking agitated diz few days.keep sighing to maself.engaging in self pity.
oh and i ate alot 2.
a case of pms?hmmm...

2005-10-12T13:21:00.000+08:00

nonono.i din got lost in da jungle.

was discussin some cooking recipes wif sista ytd.

itz gonna b all say n no action.u cant blame me,i HATE da prep work.

u gonna look lyke an auntie carrying a basket buying wad.GROCERIES!!!!i onli buy tidbits from fairprice sad to say.NOT veggies and garlic etc..heh

Maggie full of Grace says : my suggestion is u start wif pasta

:= country slang. RatsCv =: says: lol pasta

Maggie full of Grace says : ya u can make meatballs!and cauliflower wif cheese!

:= country slang. RatsCv =: says: sis can tell mi hw to cook and not wad to cook,i dunnoe where to start man -__-

Maggie full of Grace says : i gt a very ez recipe for chicken. itz lyke a hybrid of herbal and soya sauce chicken

:= country slang. RatsCv =: says: ok hw to cook?

Maggie full of Grace says :ingredients are red dates,small red dates,some black chinese fungus,chinese mushrooms,chicken breasts
season the chicken wif soya sauce and ma you and den jus cook!

:= country slang. RatsCv =: says: -__- hw ez huh

2005-10-12T12:59:00.000+08:00

seoul garden.puke.2 birthdays at 1 go.

2005-10-01T23:00:00.000+08:00

seoul garden.puke.2 birthdays at 1 go.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADELINE LUM AKA Lum ah Lum!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAMELA WONG min hui!

(luv u gers!)

great one is 19 and da other is 18.ta da.

double happiness pple.exam's are OVER(yeah u heard me,i hope they r abolished heh) , & FooOD!

went seoul garden to eat.the pple are gawd farnie - the lead adehorn,sexy pauline,siti,hafiz,yaya,fish,dee and me.

gosh so full man.bbq-ed,ate da ice cream and bbq-ed agn.

feel lyke puking man.ate so much esp da super rich cake.i ate one for adehorn's bdae and another in da evening for ah pam bdae.oooohhh.

had so much fun.i gt wasted in da nite

the pics will tell.

2005-10-01T22:59:00.000+08:00

chicken.meatarian.

2005-10-01T22:57:00.001+08:00

da bouquet frm da klaz.

2005-10-01T22:57:00.000+08:00

yaya and i (oh so silly look)haw.

2005-10-01T22:56:00.002+08:00

shiny cake

2005-10-01T22:56:00.001+08:00

dig.dig.dig da ice cream.

2005-10-01T22:56:00.000+08:00

grosteque

2005-10-01T22:55:00.002+08:00

i'm so hungry i gonna eat ah lum out!

2005-10-01T22:55:00.001+08:00

wif da bdae gurl

2005-10-01T22:55:00.000+08:00

fiz shud be damn glad

2005-10-01T22:54:00.003+08:00

again.

2005-10-01T22:54:00.002+08:00

lucky hafiz

2005-10-01T22:54:00.001+08:00

yummy.

2005-10-01T22:54:00.000+08:00

fried egg

2005-10-01T22:53:00.000+08:00

i looked lyke i was eating an intestine

2005-10-01T22:52:00.000+08:00

how can!

2005-10-01T22:51:00.000+08:00

wad a spread!

2005-09-27T16:24:00.000+08:00

To psyCHIC,

good luck for tmr's TP!

you can do it.

all eyes on ya.

2005-09-17T01:12:00.000+08:00

i miss ma drums.snare.set.hi hat.

oh yeah and the BONgos.

music rocs.at least for now i've lush 99.5fm to accompany me on dis jazz journey.

itz da sems nxt week and i'm tired of gettin choked up wif long winded fucking lect notes.
i wish i cud jus burn it.heh.

so i kept procrastinatn.

2005-08-29T20:22:00.000+08:00

ssm presentatn today.highlight was da dry ice.call me sua ku but i'm amazed at how da dry ice brot some kinda mystical ambience to da whole thang (wedding banquet hah).its cool.
we got da dry ice during the hottest part of da dae...and walked so much till we realised it was jus in front of ma HSE,YIKES!!luckily no one scolded me,haha but they were (!@##$%^silently) in their heart.

'aiyoh changzhang u realli nw di neng man!'

wadeva.

played PITS wif da prev grp too.shall upload da pics when leader sends me.my wife and i and da rest of da monty gang, sexy leader,low mentality and her wife.haha pure fun.

had to bring bck the potpourri and potted fake plastic plants and fish jie's plastic rubbish cutlery....so ma fan....lyke auntie...

since i'm unusually free today w/o typing report/rubbish,surfed frenster of all thang.can u imagine...age old frenster.

found ma old pri sku fren called liwen,she left RV when she was p5 and here she is..super chiongster at cjc!no way m i gonna rattle on bout her but she's this thick glassed,thin little bookworm, who has this cute little innocent smile, awww.....
now someone's super chiongster whos a hot chick,wheewww...

pple jus change dun they?

2005-08-24T19:46:00.000+08:00

who doesnt become fat or worst,obese if u eat and imm sit on ya blady couch,typing those neverending reports,munch on those snacks aka fat fatfood,EVERYDAY?

and i mean EVERYDAY.

i can see a tummy bulging,big and growing,ooh wtf.

Tell me.who doesnt?!

edited agn

2005-08-22T22:46:00.000+08:00

fucking pissed k.

i typed a whole load of crap 4 fucking this entry and my fucking internet jus cut off.it practically deleted the whole blady entry.

cant imagine my piss-siness....UURRGGHH!

watched the maid today wif the HMC (horror movie catchers)comprising of yaya,fish jie hafiz and me.so-so.typical cinema friendly horror movie.3/5 rated

presentatn today.good food.nice music.nice presenters.nice fotos.nice flowers.
took a lovers shot wif hafiz wif the purple chrysathemums and the oh-so-popular idiotic shot wif fish jie and yaya.

the prev post was 4 times the fucking size of this.i m too pissed to lengthen it.

ok digressing.

wahahahaha!!!!!!!!i tell u i gonna luff till ma sides HURT when i read chic's blog!
yeah u got me rite,chic's as in the 10 years neh c her and onli heard her voice, dats gonna b the next blogebrity (wif ya witty antics i tell ya u sure gonna raise the stakes man,rite on ger!)
she blogged bout her ice kachang (super farnie k) dat looks lyke shit, blogged bout cheena charbo acting cute and so full of themselves,blogged bout the teeny weeny details in her life down to the last bit.And she good luck-ed me for my TP which failed terribly and horribly,hawhaw.wads success w/o muthafuga failure.oh yeah self consolation agn.

i am fat and feel fat.i got a tummy.uurghh will explain it on the next entry.

2005-08-10T19:47:00.000+08:00

dee-ma mute gurl dit this.kewl rite.

Swensens.boring lectures.ma dotter.in da train.

yaya.fish jie.elvin.dee.zander.calvin

gosh we are jus sucha bunch of self obsessed creeps hawhaw.

2005-07-28T14:21:00.000+08:00

Take the quiz:
"What Mean Girl are you?? With pics"

Regina
Your Really mean ...and love three way calling attacks !!!

UHHHhhh.I'm not mean.I'm nice heh.

2005-07-26T00:15:00.000+08:00

yehoo back in sgp!missed da food(ok for fuck sake it's onli 2 & a half day in malaysia).

i'm not trying to say there were disparities in da standard of cooking but urm,yeah there were.dun expect too much.ru xiang sui su as they say.

oh we had bbq.seafood.crackers.snacks ooh fuck i'm turning fucking fat!we stayed in a bungalow-liked resort...ya noe high klaz KELONG.yeah u heard me...KELONG!!!!those swamp and disgusting piece of fucking shit mud and dunnoe-wad-ya-call-dats...eeeewwww.

BUT.uh huh u pay a certain amt of $$ and u get to be served lyke an emperor,princess to be exact.u eat slp and shit w/o caring a fuck bout whether da plc's clean (VERY),food provided for (they bbq it for YOU to be exact),beds provided (AIRCON ok...dun siao siao 18 degrees hor..).

kelong=aircon wah damn no link.haha.pics will be uploaded soon

godpa was the guide and we 11 pple squeezing in da fucking small van,i cudnt slp in peace PLS for fuck sake....the driver super hiong CAN, one moment on left lane next on rite den in the middle of the dotted line.YES driving in s'pore bfore Tuas,cant he wait till we crossover den he can sway from side to side or shake back and forth for all i care?!
i wudnt wanna ruin da trip even before i haf started it.uh huh
and please i hadnt change outta my clothes since the nite before.i took a cab from black wif jie and wendy jie to boonlay mrt can.we were basically mumbling to each other while in da cab.

cab driver:wah so tired ah.
me:-rolls eyes and gif da 'obvious' look-

luckily mum brought the bags for us.we were zombie-ing arnd at da meeting plc.legs aching,our body,clothes and hair smelled lyke fumes and shit.

oh yah worst pick-up line.
"Hi ,I'm peter,as in peter pan,living at da opposite hotel,ya noe where's it?"

lyke wad da fuck.y wud i care whether ur peter pan or robin hood.and worst where da fuck u staying.i jus wanna haf a gr8 nite out u loser.

yaya>>wtf haha...slping is da best medicine...oh yeah i haf one week to rejuvenate!so gawd lemme sleep...i will tell u ma dreams next week ...oh yea nething u wanna sae jus appear in ma dreams hawhaw.

fish jie>> abiding by the sleeping schedule...i think its nt enuff waha need to edit.

bryan cuz>>wah seh ..*grins back.wad a small world hor cuz.bout ya fren jonas

joel>>upload huh?