nyp sex scandal.

wow TAMMY (dunnoe whether tts her real name) is hot topic currently.

ma frens from nyp sent me da video,6 mins long!call me sua ku or wad,hp technology is so updated tt u can actually film it for tt long?!it was basically clear,jus bit shaky here and there.

well well well,i mean i kinda feel bad for her,its lyke u still hafta go to sku and face all da comments from pple,how big is nyp,jus 2-3 foodcourts...and every lunchtym she would receive stares and pin-pointing.

perhaps its a good suggestion to quit sku,or NO i feel she shudnt.she din commit any crime,its jus da publicity tt magnify everything,and yeah her bastard-fucking-asshole fren shud get alive,wad benefits she can get frm blowing up the picture?

its actually alryte for da bf cos he's in NS (and lyke woe cares btw) but it ain't for her.heard tt she has to go thru cousellin and what-not.

ok enuff said.

digressing...

bin mei: gt enuff formal wear ant for attachment? ( super sarcastic-ally cos she dun haf anydis sems)

me: nah wear shorts (i was referring to s-h-o-r-t-s)

bin mei:WOW SHORT!u wear short ltr da guys there nose bleed how?!!

me: helow! SHORTS as in casual wear !not SHORT!what da...

bin mei: .......o_0.......

its smart casual btw.not super casual.i jus say it for self deception purposes.

hw interesting.apparently some peepz read ma blog and tot i was pissed wit da fake minah.

jus a joke pple.jus a joke.ltr da mata lia me for posting racist comments,and shoot me wit da revolver,when will da tym come,i cant wait.

the week's so long and tiring,even though taday is tue,lectures are so darn boring and deadlines are reaching soon.i cant seem to start on nething.i seriously cant.

seemed to procrastinate bout everything.

i wanna tell u sumthing.I AM SO LAZY dat even going to da bathroom was a chore man.yeah u heard me rite.A CHORE.

too lazy to slp.
too lazy to type da muthafuggin blaw/conb
too lazy to pack my room
too lazy to open my angbaos
too lazy to tok (yah agn,i kept quiet during lunch today cos i was LAZY)
too lazy to put da clothes in da pail
too lazy to eat (picking up da spoon and fork is so tiring)
too lazy to eat bahkua
too lazy to pick up da fone
too lazy to plc da correct lect notez in ma bag
too lazy to ...

and now,

I'm too lazy to type.

gd nite.

wad is fuckin wrong wit me?!?!i feel so fucked up and emo-in damn badly.
i feel lyke tearing my throat apart.
i feel lyke rippin apart whoeva is nxt to provoke ben xiao jie
lao niang is fuckin depressed at dis pt of tym.or am I.

i chanced upon a fuckin farnie entry by some fake minah and decides to share it wit ya pple.
imma gonna add some comments,or to be precise correct da details mentioned in da entry.some facts are fiction and some fiction are facts.hawhaw.

here goes...

Instead of mugging (fake minahs dun mug) for MR - what I've been promising myself to do, I lied (oh u lied, fake minahs AGAIN r experts at lying) to my parents just to get out from the house in the middle of the night(nt middle dear,its before midnite).

All I can say is that it was indeed very eye-opening. Lfy stole my ********** (knnccb thank me la fake minah, didn’t u enjoy yaself da entire nite?so many rounds, ah,we had protection too.dun worry hoho) . F*ckyou. (its I who fucked you muahaha) But hell, I actually enjoyed bashing you up outside the cage. Imagine what will happen if we're in it. Wouldn't it be great if theres real blood (yeah,so wasted no real blood,if nt it WILL be a pool of blood,cage fight btw minahs –slapping and kickin ass muthafuggas!)

The worst thing to do was to bring me straight to the dance floor. I got a shock can. (muahaha,hilarious! din da fake minah gt high after downing a glass of pepsi and shake her booty lyke theres no tmr,tell me who arh who arh?!)

Gosh (fucker fake minah) .

That Chinese guy who appears out of nowhere gave us a shockingly shocking shock (ahhh,precise double shock cos there were 2 of us) . Damn him. I didn't even hear a single sound from him (luckily there were 2 of us if nt hw scary will it be to b seeing things hehe) . Being half drunk, he began to mutter rubbish which has absolutely no link to us (he was tryin ta hit on ya la fake minah)

Actually he was cute =) but short (VERY,at least to me,ahh again cute is da rite word,too bad so sad) . Because he was drunk, it made him look stupid. Nevertheless, still cute. (hawhaw,his face was lyke some monkey’s backside,and his forehead had da word ‘fucking tipsy’ stamped on it,any fake minahs wud be turned off,dat I understand)

Cute guy: never get a cab with a mat.
Lfy, me: ?????????????????????????
Cute guy: you know, mat.. MAT.

At this point of time, I know what's on lfy's mind - of coz I know what is mat.. I'm a cheena version of minah myself. (NONONO *shakes head, shud be ‘of coz I noe wads a MAT,cos I haf a fake minah bside me, any mat and minah lingos I can refer to her, shes da best in da business)

Hehehe.Im soo sure (no u aren’t .fake minah)

While being drunk,he question us maciam one detective and he still manage to do something nice. He offered (he din, it was an excuse,gullible fake minah) to hail a cab for us.. maybe he can't resist helping a cheena minah (*shakes head, again again,uh huh,he was tryin ta b a gentlemen to ya fake minah can) beside me.

Evil (nt evil la darling, u were tryin to noe him better so dat he can be ur prospect,dat I understand haw) me question his motive.

'So what, then you hop on?' (NO,its u BOTH hop on, picture dat haha)

And lfy, I'm so sure + positive he said

Bye babe. Not Bitch. (djz , he said bye to YOU (babe) and bye to ME (bitch),getit?)

The loud music must have burst your ear drums. But, Babes was bad enough.

Babe = Pig = Zhu. (oh one big round and its bck to ya deejunZHU,tsk tsk)

Now, how the hell he knows my name (TOLD ya he was hittin on ya) .

haha.

-_-''' i know.

dats it, ok reasonably long post i noe,ahhh so many errors ya see.
post another tym,i can see da fake minah is fuming at me,muahahas.

complaint:linglong said she saw my 'memoirs of a geisha' entry for lyke 1025678 tymes,keke will post one.

i tink i'm fallin sick soon.OR i tink i'm sick.my throat hurts so bad frm all da cny cookies.awww,all da pain and u cant smell nethang.

to sum up everything.

cny visits were nice (i see my relatives lyke once a year or maybe),steamboat on eve was yummy though very ma fan,cos we haf to stretch all da way to da pot as da table's too long,we cudnt use da round table cos there were too many pple arnd (nt too many pple,we haf grown up to be precise).

went to auntie constance's hse,so glad to meet da cuzzins,bryan,char,mao,marcus,jamie,ian,russell etc...ahh char has a bf btw,hw interesting.crapping over 'i nt stupid too' and luffing our heads off during mahjong sessions (cos sophie dat lil gurl toppled our tiles) so cute can.
kacheng mao is leaving taday for aust cos sku's starting on mon,while ian gg to be enlisted in april,kacheng marcus is leaving for aust wit ma grandparents nxt week.
haiz so dat leaves da few of us.when they r bck,a gathering has to be set.

ok i cudnt realli 'sum' up everything as mentioned above,cos theres too many things and visits.post too boring and random,*yawnz.

haven been slpin well too cos of da cb muthafugga knn ccb wadeva mr test,crazy victor joe,we needa break.

ok i will forgive him cos da test is over even before we knew it.theres more to cum nxt week before da final sems.deres oso mr seetoh's house visit.

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