wad is fuckin wrong wit me?!?!i feel so fucked up and emo-in damn badly.
i feel lyke tearing my throat apart.
i feel lyke rippin apart whoeva is nxt to provoke
ben xiao jielao niang is fuckin depressed at dis pt of tym.or am I.
i chanced upon a fuckin farnie entry by some fake minah and decides to share it wit ya pple.
imma gonna add some comments,or to be precise correct da details mentioned in da entry.some facts are fiction and some fiction are facts.hawhaw.
here goes...Instead of
mugging (fake minahs dun mug) for MR - what I've been promising myself to do, I lied
(oh u lied, fake minahs AGAIN r experts at lying) to my parents just to get out from the house
in the middle of the night(nt middle dear,its before midnite).
All I can say is that it was indeed very eye-opening. Lfy stole my **********
(knnccb thank me la fake minah, didn’t u enjoy yaself da entire nite?so many rounds, ah,we had protection too.dun worry hoho) .
F*ckyou.
(its I who fucked you muahaha) But hell, I actually enjoyed bashing you up outside the cage. Imagine what will happen if we're in it. Wouldn't it be great if theres real blood
(yeah,so wasted no real blood,if nt it WILL be a pool of blood,cage fight btw minahs –slapping and kickin ass muthafuggas!)
The worst thing to do was to bring me straight to the dance floor. I got a
shock can.
(muahaha,hilarious! din da fake minah gt high after downing a glass of pepsi and shake her booty lyke theres no tmr,tell me who arh who arh?!)
Gosh
(fucker fake minah) .
That Chinese guy who appears out of nowhere gave us a shockingly shocking shock
(ahhh,precise double shock cos there were 2 of us) . Damn him. I didn't even hear a single sound from him
(luckily there were 2 of us if nt hw scary will it be to b seeing things hehe) . Being half drunk, he began to mutter rubbish which has absolutely no link to us
(he was tryin ta hit on ya la fake minah)
Actually he was cute =) but short
(VERY,at least to me,ahh again cute is da rite word,too bad so sad) . Because he was drunk, it made him look stupid. Nevertheless, still cute.
(hawhaw,his face was lyke some monkey’s backside,and his forehead had da word ‘fucking tipsy’ stamped on it,any fake minahs wud be turned off,dat I understand)
Cute guy: never get a cab with a mat.
Lfy, me: ?????????????????????????
Cute guy: you know, mat.. MAT.
At this point of time, I
know what's on lfy's mind - of coz I know what is mat.. I'm a cheena version of minah myself.
(NONONO *shakes head, shud be ‘of coz I noe wads a MAT,cos I haf a fake minah bside me, any mat and minah lingos I can refer to her, shes da best in da business)
Hehehe.
Im soo sure (no u aren’t .fake minah)While being drunk,he question us maciam one detective and he still manage to do something nice. He offered
(he din, it was an excuse,gullible fake minah) to hail a cab for us.. maybe he can't resist helping a cheena minah
(*shakes head, again again,uh huh,he was tryin ta b a gentlemen to ya fake minah can) beside me.
Evil
(nt evil la darling, u were tryin to noe him better so dat he can be ur prospect,dat I understand haw) me question his motive.
'So what, then
you hop on?'
(NO,its u BOTH hop on, picture dat haha)
And lfy, I'm so sure + positive he said
Bye babe. Not Bitch.
(djz , he said bye to YOU (babe) and bye to ME (bitch),getit?)
The loud music must have burst your ear drums. But, Babes was bad enough.
Babe = Pig = Zhu.
(oh one big round and its bck to ya deejunZHU,tsk tsk)
Now, how the hell he knows my name
(TOLD ya he was hittin on ya) .
haha.
-_-''' i know.
dats it, ok reasonably long post i noe,ahhh so many errors ya see.
post another tym,i can see da fake minah is
fuming at me,muahahas.
